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I'm Nick. I'm 20. And welcome to Jackass. We live in a world where hatred is inevitable. Hate less. Twerk more.

newcrystalcitysteel:

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

how is fucking the butter bestiality 

newcrystalcitysteel:

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

how is fucking the butter bestiality 

inlovewithautumn:

So, about a month ago, me and my younger sister decided to hit up the local thrift store. I stumbled upon this gem.image

For $2, I decided to take this treasure home, and aptly name it “Crying Baby Pumpkin-Head”. When I got home, I realized it had a cord, and plugged into the wall…imageWhat in God’s holy name did I buy this is a soul sucking demon of Satan. 

promoted:

glitteryobituary:

femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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and the other half is like

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I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

these  are so cute!

simsgonewrong:

My sim decided to adopt a new dog…

simsgonewrong:

My sim decided to adopt a new dog…

jtotheizzoe:

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

I have been laughing at this for at least 5 minutes straight.

Chiroptera choreography!

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch

nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

nasturbate:

this picture started a revolution

chickenkaboob:

losing your friend in hot topicimage