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I'm Nick. I'm 19. And welcome to Jackass. We live in a world where hatred is inevitable. Hate less. Twerk more.

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

destiny919:

umiko-hitara:

obsidianshadow:

sangotori:

A moment of silence as The Giver joins Percy Jackson in the graveyard of horrendously inaccurate movie adaptations

*His Dark Materials fandom wails softly in the distance*

*Eragon fandom shrieks from the darkest pit of hell*

*ATLA fandom watches with dead eyes*

junkoes:

i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge

hotwinger:

suctioning:

*people who tag queue posts with some play on words*

Me: chill

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shiftingwolf:

i-mahu:

miituna-sandwiich:

marauderettemarsnerd:

pocketpadfoot:

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

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What

There was a demon in that phone and it was killed in the microwave and no one can convince me otherwise

IT FUCKING OPENS AND CLOSES ITS DEMONIC SATAN SCREAMING MOUTH FROM HELL

mirror:

Actual footage of me trying to use my phone in bed

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot